But Aragorn, they don’t seem to want to fight for Frodo.
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i love this
god bless people with white backgrounds
sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!
plot twist where the fifty shades of grey movie drastically overhauls the source material and a) makes christian grey not an abusive pile of human refuse or b) ends the film acknowledging that all of the shit he did is terrible and with anastasia getting the fuck out of there and reporting him to the police and they go on trial and the entire last thirty minutes of the film delves into his controlling and manipulative behavior and his ability to trigger her in the courthouse when she’s put on the stand to testify and everybody in the theater is sitting there with their jaws on the floor as this pile of shit is turned into an amazing and scathing critical piece about how a film with this premise managed to get made in the first place meanwhile the people who went in expecting to get their rocks off are stuck with this glaringly horrific mirror staring straight back at them and making them question why they came here to begin with and the director gets a fucking award because nobody saw that shit coming and all of the staff and actors involved are like “ha i would never have signed on for this movie if this wasn’t the plan, are you kidding me?” and it’s the cult classic of the decade